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While talking with ElectricGecko about Canada I spilled out the following:

"There is so much ball-to-the-wall insanity I can't believe it. I lived with a transgender schizophrenic who worked in a nursing home and told me he was simultaneously the Antichrist AND Odin in one body. I hung out with an elderly hippie who lived in squalor save for one room in her house that was a lush massage parlor. Fuck, the very first day I was in Toronto I saw a dead junkie lying in a dollar store and folks were just stepping over him to pay for their groceries. That was hands down the most hardcore and ghetto thing I have ever experienced, and I lived in the backwoods of Ohio for 14 years - I have seen some shit, believe me. But "Pardon me, dead tweaker, I need to buy this here Kraft Dinner" took the prize."

Which leads me to ask the following question to you: 

What is the most ghetto thing YOU have ever experienced? 

It is a question that must be asked.

It is a question that must be answered. 

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Serious Engineering - Brigadoon page 26 by RomanJones
Serious Engineering - Brigadoon page 26
This turned out less impressive than I had intended...
See, this actually happened to me. It happens a lot, but this particular moment is the one that stands out. The highway I was following just became a dead end. Just... nothing made sense. At all.
I tried to recapture what it looked like the best I could.

Edit: Added details to make it look more finished.

Edit edit: AAAAAAAAH I TRIED!!

Edit edit edit: She has a belt around the luggage, not a string. Damn.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT!!
I colored this in monochrome to echo the last page on the chapter. I'm better with drawing backgrounds now and it was a bit frustrating coloring this one. Does this look professional or does it look like I'm not trying hard enough?

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Serious Engineering - Mermaid in a Manhole 10 by RomanJones
Serious Engineering - Mermaid in a Manhole 10
AW YEAH got it done early!!

Edit - I changed the picture on Viktor's phone, since it makes more sense for Rex to be associated with horses than with dogs. I found an equally silly horse picture as a replacement.

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Ugly Book Covers: Venusia by RomanJones
Ugly Book Covers: Venusia
This one had the cover chosen by StygianGrey and was drawn live on the Sunday Patreon live stream! It was super fun and will be a regular thing now :D

btw take a good long look at that cover. You can see the owl's entire body there. The woman is just pasted on and they didn't even bother to do anything about the owl underneath.
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While talking with ElectricGecko about Canada I spilled out the following:

"There is so much ball-to-the-wall insanity I can't believe it. I lived with a transgender schizophrenic who worked in a nursing home and told me he was simultaneously the Antichrist AND Odin in one body. I hung out with an elderly hippie who lived in squalor save for one room in her house that was a lush massage parlor. Fuck, the very first day I was in Toronto I saw a dead junkie lying in a dollar store and folks were just stepping over him to pay for their groceries. That was hands down the most hardcore and ghetto thing I have ever experienced, and I lived in the backwoods of Ohio for 14 years - I have seen some shit, believe me. But "Pardon me, dead tweaker, I need to buy this here Kraft Dinner" took the prize."

Which leads me to ask the following question to you: 

What is the most ghetto thing YOU have ever experienced? 

It is a question that must be asked.

It is a question that must be answered. 
This is a fan fiction of Penn & Teller's "Desert Bus", one of the 'worst' video games ever made, by Peter Chimera, king of the shitty fanfictions.

www.fanfiction.net/s/3820733/1…

For more information about the real life "Desert Bus" game, type it into your Google browser because I'm at work and can't access anything with the word "game" as a search descroption. 

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Hello.
I was born in South Candyland under the rule of Queen Frosting. I was raised in a strict Necronomic household by Nigerian parents who died in a freak child-rearing accident that left me alone and homeless at the tender age of thirty-four. After traveling Asia via balloon and sniping those FUCKING MONGOLIAN FUCKERS for ice cream money I started drawing cartoons about a homosexual super villain with a debilitating spinal disease.

I'm allergic to kiwi fruit.
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your avatar is awesome bro
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Thank you! StygianGrey made it!
Her work is bitchin' check it out!
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I know its awesome!!!!
I made mine, not as good as her stuff though. She out does me but a lot.
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff well now we have the next UBC!
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You changed your avatar! 
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Yep! StygianGrey made it! SHE IS WONDERFUL CHECK HER OUT!!!
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