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To people who weren't American kids growing up in the 90's, Legends of the Hidden Temple was a super fun game show with a jungle theme. Lots of fun challenges, teamwork, great stuff.

In the final challenge the kids have to go through this huge obstacle course under a time limit and they win a console or something, I don't remember. A truck maybe. And they were zooming along, jumping over temple guards and solving puzzles like underage bosses...

... until they got to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

I don't know what it was about this room, but everyone dropped about 15 IQ points upon entering it. It's easy: there's a monkey statue in three parts. Put the parts together. End of challenge. Move to the next room.

Almost nobody got it right.

My favorite thing about this room was how the host was giving clear instructions to the little shits and he would eventually piss himself laughing over how stupid they were. I bet he loved his job.

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To people who weren't American kids growing up in the 90's, Legends of the Hidden Temple was a super fun game show with a jungle theme. Lots of fun challenges, teamwork, great stuff.

In the final challenge the kids have to go through this huge obstacle course under a time limit and they win a console or something, I don't remember. A truck maybe. And they were zooming along, jumping over temple guards and solving puzzles like underage bosses...

... until they got to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

I don't know what it was about this room, but everyone dropped about 15 IQ points upon entering it. It's easy: there's a monkey statue in three parts. Put the parts together. End of challenge. Move to the next room.

Almost nobody got it right.

My favorite thing about this room was how the host was giving clear instructions to the little shits and he would eventually piss himself laughing over how stupid they were. I bet he loved his job.

If you haven't seen this junk, see it now.

I mean it. A least the first one.

You need this.







Ugly Book Covers: A Winter Ride by RomanJones
Ugly Book Covers: A Winter Ride
Sweet cookies and paprika this is bad.

Thank you :iconcaptainblackwing: for the suggestion!

Edited for spelling errors and finding an even funnier Amazon review.
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Roman Jones
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Czech Republic
Hello.
I was born in South Candyland under the rule of Queen Frosting. I was raised in a strict Necronomic household by Nigerian parents who died in a freak child-rearing accident that left me alone and homeless at the tender age of thirty-four. After traveling Asia via balloon and sniping those FUCKING MONGOLIAN FUCKERS for ice cream money I started drawing cartoons about a homosexual super villain with a debilitating spinal disease.

I'm allergic to kiwi fruit.
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:iconkingdomkey202:
Kingdomkey202 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I've have a good transgender joke for you:
What do you call your brother/sister in the middle of a sex change operation?

A Transistor!
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RomanJones Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
You had better be laughing right now because this is the funniest thing ever.
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Alucard234564 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
Hello
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:iconromanjones:
RomanJones Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Hi! How are you?
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:iconalucard234564:
Alucard234564 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
Fine, just fine
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Lilli-chi Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the llama :D
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:iconromanjones:
RomanJones Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
You bet!
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JWiesner Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
Your webcam cracked me up more than it should. xD At the same time I feel a bit sorry for the geese, they seem scared of the dog.

AND at the same time there's a movie playing in my head where these geese go SHIT GUYS THE DOG HAS NOTICED WE'RE NOT HUMANS HE'S GONNA BLOW OUR DISGUISE LET'S RUN FOR IT BEFORE WE HAVE TO CANCEL OUR TOP SECRET MISSION

Too many emotions, can't choose which one I really have right now.
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Your comments are fun coupons.
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:iconjwiesner:
JWiesner Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
So can be yours, though! :>
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