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AVAILABLE HERE!!

www.amazon.com/dp/B01116B370

"In this, the very first shocking adventure, hardened cyborg private eye Arthur Redgrave is hired by a shy young man who is just as beautiful as he is mysterious to hunt down a former lover involved in dangerous back-ally deals. Will there be a steamy romance in store for our hero, or is his sexy new client for trouble than he's worth?"

Oh man we are so fucking excited. This was a blast and we really love these characters. It's fun to make something this light and silly, not worrying about multi-layered symbolism and junk like we do in our serious projects. Just goofy sex and noir robots. Awesome.

We'll do our best to get one book up a week!

If you read it, please give us your feedback! More feedback = tailoring better books in the future!

I've also updated the SE Patreon to include the Redgrave & McAdder books. You can suggest story ideas if you donate!
YOUR IDEAL EROTIC SITUATION CAN BE WRITTEN INTO THE BOOK!!
Gross.

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AVAILABLE HERE!!

www.amazon.com/dp/B01116B370

"In this, the very first shocking adventure, hardened cyborg private eye Arthur Redgrave is hired by a shy young man who is just as beautiful as he is mysterious to hunt down a former lover involved in dangerous back-ally deals. Will there be a steamy romance in store for our hero, or is his sexy new client for trouble than he's worth?"

Oh man we are so fucking excited. This was a blast and we really love these characters. It's fun to make something this light and silly, not worrying about multi-layered symbolism and junk like we do in our serious projects. Just goofy sex and noir robots. Awesome.

We'll do our best to get one book up a week!

If you read it, please give us your feedback! More feedback = tailoring better books in the future!

I've also updated the SE Patreon to include the Redgrave & McAdder books. You can suggest story ideas if you donate!
YOUR IDEAL EROTIC SITUATION CAN BE WRITTEN INTO THE BOOK!!
Gross.
Well, the book is finished, the cover is finished, everything on my Kindle account is up to date, but I can't publish the book.

Let me explain what's going on here:

Everything was going great o the upload page until I got to the bottom where we upload the text file. There's an orange button that says "browse". When you click it, your files come up. You pick your file and click "choose".

Then nothing happens.

When I say nothing happens, I mean that the choose file window disappears and the page is no different. There is no spinner showing that something is uploading, no sign to say that anything has been uploaded, no change to the "browse" button. When you click "save and continue", it says that you need to upload a file - nothing has uploaded.

Oh, you say, the file is probably in the wrong format. You check the list of accepted formats. The one you have the file in is listed, but oh well, you'll just save it again under each of the accepted formats and will continue attempting to upload until one works.

Then nothing happens.

Huh. Maybe I should try using Mozilla instead of Chrome.

Nothing happens.

I'll restart my computer and try all of the above again.

Nothing happens.


Yeah, I don't know what to do here. I haven't found anything close to an answer online (not on Amazon's FAQ, not on Google, nothing). I sent a query to Amazon's Kindle Q&A but they never answer those. I'm genuinely asking you guys if you have any ideas.
You know what y'all need?

You need some sci-fi inspiration on you butts, that's what you need.

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Roman Jones
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Czech Republic
Hello.
I was born in South Candyland under the rule of Queen Frosting. I was raised in a strict Necronomic household by Nigerian parents who died in a freak child-rearing accident that left me alone and homeless at the tender age of thirty-four. After traveling Asia via balloon and sniping those FUCKING MONGOLIAN FUCKERS for ice cream money I started drawing cartoons about a homosexual super villain with a debilitating spinal disease.

I'm allergic to kiwi fruit.
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ExplosiveGlaucoma Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional General Artist
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JWiesner Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Aw, thank youu! :hug:
Whaaa, only $30 away from reaching my first Patreon Milestone! 8D
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
so how was Jurassic World?? was it good? 
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RomanJones Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
IT WAS AMAZING
IT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
IT WAS WRITTEN BY HARDCORE FANS FOR HARDCORE FANS
WATCH IT.
WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
YYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY CAUSE I WATCHED IT TOO!!!!! I SAW IT YESTERDAY IN 3D!!!! IT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME!! I LOVE THE PART AT THE END WHERE IT'S THAT WHITE DINOSAUR THE T-REX AND BLUE THE VELOCIRAPTOR ALL FIGHTING!!! IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!! I WANNA GO SEE IT AGAIN!! 


GOD IT WAS AMAZING.
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ExplosiveGlaucoma Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Professional General Artist
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The-Master-of-Fandom Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for commenting on my profile. Please follow and suggest characters(s) to draw and or two characters you wo uld want to see in a fight
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ExplosiveGlaucoma Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Professional General Artist
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Safira-Ground Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015
thanks for the llama
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