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William Windsor (goat)


William "Billy" Windsor I is a cashmere goat who served as a lance corporal in the 1st Battalion, the Royal Welsh, an infantry battalion of the British Army. He served as a lance corporal from 2001 until 2009, except for a three-month period in 2006 when he was demoted to fusilier, after inappropriate behaviour during the Queen's Official Birthday celebrations while deployed on active duty with the battalion on Cyprus. He retired to Whipsnade Zoo in May 2009.

Billy, a Kashmir goat, is descended from the same royal bloodline as the original herd, but was not selected from the wild population; he was born in Whipsnade Zoo. He was presented to the regiment by Queen Elizabeth II in 2001. The tradition is not new: since 1844, the British monarchy has presented an unbroken series of Kashmir goats to the Royal Welch Fusiliers from the Crown's own royal herd.

Billy—Army number 25232301—is "not a mascot, but a ranking member of the regiment", according to the BBC. Since joining in 2001, he has performed duties overseas, and has paraded before royalty. His primary duty was to march at the head of the battalion on all ceremonial duties. He was present for every parade in which the regiment participated. Billy's full-time handler was Lance Corporal Ryan Arthur, who carried the title of "Goat Major".

Temporary demotion

On 16 June 2006, a parade was held to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II's 80th birthday, at the Episkopi basenear Limassol, Cyprus on the Mediterranean island's south coast. Invited dignitaries included the ambassadors of Spain, the Netherlands and Sweden and the Argentine commander of United Nations' forces on Cyprus.

The deployment to Cyprus with the 1st Battalion was Billy's first overseas posting, and despite being ordered to keep in line, he refused to obey.He failed to keep in step, and tried to headbutt a drummer. The goat major, Lance Corporal Dai Davies, 22, from Neath, South Wales, was unable to keep him under control.

Billy was charged with "unacceptable behaviour", "lack of decorum" and "disobeying a direct order", and had to appear before his commanding officer, Lieutenant-Colonel Huw James. Following a disciplinary hearing, he was demoted to fusilier. The change meant that other fusiliers in the regiment no longer had to stand to attention when Billy walked past, as they had to when he was a lance corporal.

A Canadian animal rights group protested to the British Army, stating that he was merely "acting the goat", and should be reinstated. Three months later, on 20 September at the same parade ground, Billy regained his rank during the Alma Day parade which celebrates the Royal Welsh victory in the Crimean War. Captain Simon Clarke said, "Billy performed exceptionally well, he has had all summer to reflect on his behaviour at the Queen's birthday and clearly earned the rank he deserves".

Billy received his promotion from the colonel of the Royal Welsh Regiment, Brigadier Roderick Porter. As a result of regaining his rank, he also regained his membership of the corporals' mess.

Billy is not the first goat in the army to have troubles. At one time a royal goat was "prostituted" by being offered for stud services by the regiment's serving goat major to a Wrexham goat breeder. First charged with lèse majesté,the goat major was ultimately court-martialled under the lesser charge of "disrespect to an officer" and reduced in rank. The goat major claimed he did it out of compassion for the goat, but this failed to impress the court. Another royal fusilier goat earned the nickname "the rebel", after he butted a colonel while he was stooped over fixing his uniform's trouser-strap. The incident was described as a "disgraceful act of insubordination."

Retirement 

On 20 May 2009, following eight years of distinguished service, Billy retired due to his age.[1] Soldiers from the battalion lined the route from his pen to the trailer as he left the camp for the last time, in ceremonial dress that included a silver headdress which was a gift from the queen in 1955. Billy was taken to Whipsnade Zoo in Bedfordshire where keepers say he had an easy life at the Children's Farm.

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HEYAH GROUPIES!! 

It's been a couple years since we've done one of these and I thought it was about time.


Here's how it works:

1. Post a comment in this journal saying you want to participate and how many drawings your willing to do.

2. I slap yo ass into the challengers list.

3. You challenge another (or several) challenger(s) to a skank-off.

4. If that challenger(s) accept your challenge, you draw naughty fan art of each other's ocs.

5. Gimme dat shit. 

6. I post the results. 

THAT'S IT!!!


It's gonna be over at the end of September. Draw only as much detail as you want - it can be a sketch for al anyone cares - and only get as explicit as you want.

HAVE FUN!!!

Contestants so far:

:iconviroal:
1. RomanJones
2. TobiOrNotTobis
3. JuneDelph
4. WhiteWolf0798

:iconromanjones:
1. ViRoAl
2. Oljum 
3. ElectricGecko
4. RedBlackStripe

:iconredblackstripe:
1. RomanJones 
2. Oljum

:iconoljum:
1. RomanJones 
2. RedBlackStripe

:icontobiornottobis:
1. ViRoAl 

:iconelectricgecko:
1. RomanJones 

:iconjunedelph:
1. ViRoAl 

:iconwhitewolf0798:
1. ViRoAl 
2. GlassMouse89
3.

:iconglassmouse89:
1. WhiteWolf0798



FINISHED STUFF!!!!

Mature Content

Tobi Erotic Challenge by ViRoAl
  Dr. Quentin Solondez for Sexy President by ElectricGecko  

Mature Content

Sexy OC Fan Art Challenge: Trevor by RomanJones
  Sexy OC fanart challenge : Lesedi by JuneDelph 

Mature Content

Crystal Eyes - OC Challenge for ViRoAl by WhiteWolf0798
 Stanislav Sexy OC Fanart Challenge by RedBlackStripe 

Mature Content

Viktor Sexy OC Fanart Challenge by RedBlackStripe
  Phoebe by RomanJones 

Mature Content

Flying High by ViRoAl

William Windsor (goat)


William "Billy" Windsor I is a cashmere goat who served as a lance corporal in the 1st Battalion, the Royal Welsh, an infantry battalion of the British Army. He served as a lance corporal from 2001 until 2009, except for a three-month period in 2006 when he was demoted to fusilier, after inappropriate behaviour during the Queen's Official Birthday celebrations while deployed on active duty with the battalion on Cyprus. He retired to Whipsnade Zoo in May 2009.

Billy, a Kashmir goat, is descended from the same royal bloodline as the original herd, but was not selected from the wild population; he was born in Whipsnade Zoo. He was presented to the regiment by Queen Elizabeth II in 2001. The tradition is not new: since 1844, the British monarchy has presented an unbroken series of Kashmir goats to the Royal Welch Fusiliers from the Crown's own royal herd.

Billy—Army number 25232301—is "not a mascot, but a ranking member of the regiment", according to the BBC. Since joining in 2001, he has performed duties overseas, and has paraded before royalty. His primary duty was to march at the head of the battalion on all ceremonial duties. He was present for every parade in which the regiment participated. Billy's full-time handler was Lance Corporal Ryan Arthur, who carried the title of "Goat Major".

Temporary demotion

On 16 June 2006, a parade was held to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II's 80th birthday, at the Episkopi basenear Limassol, Cyprus on the Mediterranean island's south coast. Invited dignitaries included the ambassadors of Spain, the Netherlands and Sweden and the Argentine commander of United Nations' forces on Cyprus.

The deployment to Cyprus with the 1st Battalion was Billy's first overseas posting, and despite being ordered to keep in line, he refused to obey.He failed to keep in step, and tried to headbutt a drummer. The goat major, Lance Corporal Dai Davies, 22, from Neath, South Wales, was unable to keep him under control.

Billy was charged with "unacceptable behaviour", "lack of decorum" and "disobeying a direct order", and had to appear before his commanding officer, Lieutenant-Colonel Huw James. Following a disciplinary hearing, he was demoted to fusilier. The change meant that other fusiliers in the regiment no longer had to stand to attention when Billy walked past, as they had to when he was a lance corporal.

A Canadian animal rights group protested to the British Army, stating that he was merely "acting the goat", and should be reinstated. Three months later, on 20 September at the same parade ground, Billy regained his rank during the Alma Day parade which celebrates the Royal Welsh victory in the Crimean War. Captain Simon Clarke said, "Billy performed exceptionally well, he has had all summer to reflect on his behaviour at the Queen's birthday and clearly earned the rank he deserves".

Billy received his promotion from the colonel of the Royal Welsh Regiment, Brigadier Roderick Porter. As a result of regaining his rank, he also regained his membership of the corporals' mess.

Billy is not the first goat in the army to have troubles. At one time a royal goat was "prostituted" by being offered for stud services by the regiment's serving goat major to a Wrexham goat breeder. First charged with lèse majesté,the goat major was ultimately court-martialled under the lesser charge of "disrespect to an officer" and reduced in rank. The goat major claimed he did it out of compassion for the goat, but this failed to impress the court. Another royal fusilier goat earned the nickname "the rebel", after he butted a colonel while he was stooped over fixing his uniform's trouser-strap. The incident was described as a "disgraceful act of insubordination."

Retirement 

On 20 May 2009, following eight years of distinguished service, Billy retired due to his age.[1] Soldiers from the battalion lined the route from his pen to the trailer as he left the camp for the last time, in ceremonial dress that included a silver headdress which was a gift from the queen in 1955. Billy was taken to Whipsnade Zoo in Bedfordshire where keepers say he had an easy life at the Children's Farm.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willia…

Okay, as the SE readers know, Corelle is getting her hair changed in the next page.

This is because her hair is TOO FRIKKIN' HARD TO DRAW!!

I'm not kidding when I say 25% of the work is on her hair alone. That's no good. 

So, I'm leaving it to you guys.

I love the idea of braids/dreads on her but I need to make it easier. 

We can have them thicker/not so many of them & short, as here:
Corelle Character Info by RomanJones

We can have them thicker/not so many of them & long, as here:
Corelle age 35 by RomanJones

We can have them thinner/lots and lots of them & long (essentially the same as she has not but much much neater)
www.bestofhairstyles.com/wp-co…

What do you guys think?
This is a sample of the musical stylings from something called RollerGator. 
What a time to be alive.

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Hello.
I was born in South Candyland under the rule of Queen Frosting. I was raised in a strict Necronomic household by Nigerian parents who died in a freak child-rearing accident that left me alone and homeless at the tender age of thirty-four. After traveling Asia via balloon and sniping those FUCKING MONGOLIAN FUCKERS for ice cream money I started drawing cartoons about a homosexual super villain with a debilitating spinal disease.

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RedBlackStripe Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks a bunch for the watch, very much appreciated! :D
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JWiesner Featured By Owner 1 day ago

Okay honestly, here's the whole story. Years ago I watched you, then you got lazy with comics, so I unwatched you, then you started making comics again and I just went to visit your page on and off to see more of SE and other mini comics.

Hfffffff finally decided to simply hit the watch button again. xD Sorry if that inbox message confuses you. Until now I've just been *watching* without the watch button ACTIVATED haha.

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RomanJones Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
Aww sorry I made you unwatch me in the first place. 
I'll try to keep my output steady.
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ViRoAl Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional General Artist
Seriously, why do you apologize to someone who feels the need to tell you they un-watched you because 'you're lazy'? Especially since you know why you had no time drawing? You know, being homeless, living with a drug addict schizophreniac, getting abused and then running away in the middle of night in a country where you had no visa? You kept your watchers informed and this person still feels the need to tell you this.

Why do you apologize to them?
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RomanJones Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
No idea. I'm way too tolerant to people I've known for a long time. 
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JWiesner Featured By Owner 1 day ago
No need to feel sorry, sometimes I'm just mean, picky shit. xD 
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zokizamantikore Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav it pushes me one step closer in my goal of global domination! MWAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!
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RomanJones Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
I for one welcome you as our future overlord.
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Riviellan Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the Watch, mate!
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RomanJones Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
You bet, buddy!
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