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I wanna do another one.

Any takers?

Good people in Serbia rescued hundreds of abandonned dogs and now the government wants to shut them down and kill all the dogs.

Do I really need to say any more?

The petition is almost filled (just 800 more needed). Please do your part.


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To people who weren't American kids growing up in the 90's, Legends of the Hidden Temple was a super fun game show with a jungle theme. Lots of fun challenges, teamwork, great stuff.

In the final challenge the kids have to go through this huge obstacle course under a time limit and they win a console or something, I don't remember. A truck maybe. And they were zooming along, jumping over temple guards and solving puzzles like underage bosses...

... until they got to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

I don't know what it was about this room, but everyone dropped about 15 IQ points upon entering it. It's easy: there's a monkey statue in three parts. Put the parts together. End of challenge. Move to the next room.

Almost nobody got it right.

My favorite thing about this room was how the host was giving clear instructions to the little shits and he would eventually piss himself laughing over how stupid they were. I bet he loved his job.

If you haven't seen this junk, see it now.

I mean it. A least the first one.

You need this.


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Roman Jones
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
Czech Republic
I was born in South Candyland under the rule of Queen Frosting. I was raised in a strict Necronomic household by Nigerian parents who died in a freak child-rearing accident that left me alone and homeless at the tender age of thirty-four. After traveling Asia via balloon and sniping those FUCKING MONGOLIAN FUCKERS for ice cream money I started drawing cartoons about a homosexual super villain with a debilitating spinal disease.

I'm allergic to kiwi fruit.



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Kono-Uchiha-Madara Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello there!
How are you doing with your new job? :)
RomanJones Featured By Owner 22 hours ago  Professional Digital Artist
It's not bad, actually. Extremely slow since no one is buying phone lines on Christmas, but at least I'm getting a lot of SE writing done.
How are you?
Kono-Uchiha-Madara Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's nice to hear, that you are doing well
both in your art and your job. Are your colleagues nice too?

Ah me, I'm sleepy, having a bit of a cold.
Kingdomkey202 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I've have a good transgender joke for you:
What do you call your brother/sister in the middle of a sex change operation?

A Transistor!
RomanJones Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
You had better be laughing right now because this is the funniest thing ever.
Alucard234564 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student General Artist
RomanJones Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Hi! How are you?
Alucard234564 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Fine, just fine
Lilli-chi Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the llama :D
RomanJones Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
You bet!
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