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It's an old joke but I love it. It make you think it's going to make a Catholic joke, but then BOOM bestiality! Oh old jokes, you're the gift that keeps on giving.
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Skaramine Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it me, or is the blond on the cover more a blow-up doll than human?
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I'm so happy plz XDDDD 
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Captainblackwing Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're a total genius
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JuneDelph Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh hey, never knew barbie dolls could tell jokes ! Mine did not have such a fine sense of humor ! I've been ripped off !
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
That would have made for a better Toy Story imho
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FieldsOfFire Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
Given that I don't think anyone could keep their body in that position while falling or sitting, I choose to believe that she's poof-ing into existence like a power-up in a video game.
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I first thought of drawing the scene as a theater troop that had to use a Real Doll as a prop and the actress dropped it, but then I thought of this one joke I heard and here you go.
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TobiOrNotTobis Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg...lol
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TheyCallMeSage Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That joke is great :XD:
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
It's one of my favorites since you don't really know where it's going.
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TheyCallMeSage Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That definitely adds to how great it is :XD:
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PurpleTartan Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love the joke! XD lol
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!!
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PurpleTartan Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome! :D
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PetiteBubu Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Still wondering why boobs, butts, nude legs and sexy poses aren't porny while nipples are. Nipples. Which are the least sexy thing in a body IMHO.
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shadow-creator Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
There is, of course, the age-old question: "If you photoshopped male nipples over female nipples, would it still be pornographic?"
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PetiteBubu Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jordan is shocked 
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
That is a VERY good question.
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PotatoOni Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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There is something missing :/
You would think because this is a book for 18+ audiences (at least I think it is) they would go through with it <nd put nipples on her. Make up your mind dirty novel cover artist: either put her in lingerie or draw nipples. There is no "inbetween" on that.

And I think I know that joke XD
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I guess she was raised in Japan
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insanity-pillz Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
O____O Where are her nipples?
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
She's either an anime character or a British magazine model (all the Brits in dah house gimme a wut wut)
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insanity-pillz Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Professional General Artist
Surprisingly, I didn't get the British magazine model joke. Then again, my dad, who was born in England, got stumped today on who said "Bah Humbug!" in his daily crossword puzzle. We're just having an off day here!
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BloodyWilliam Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i'm kinda of concerned for the fact that the blonde has no nipples. would it have been so hard for the illustrator to have her right arm obscuring her bewbs? unless that is not supposed to be a real lady, and is in fact a really well made sex doll. it IS isn't it? look at her face! the blonde is a sex doll!
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ElectricGecko Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
Classic.  Though I'm still confused mightily by the actual cover.
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Smoludozerka Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I always sit back like this. I can't imagine how can you not be naked and plastic and surprised when sitting back.

I wonder where "from bed to worse means" :XD: And they do look like some joke telling took place!
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
From bed to worse... well, I've had to sleep of some very uncomfortable floors...
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dragondoodle Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
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