dreamtime

I had a dream last night where Vik and I were invited to the 20 year anniversary cast reunion of that 90's cartoon Doug.

Doug himself was a fat piece of shit who was obsessed with monster trucks and could sperg out all the trivia about each individual truck and driver. 

Skeeter got into frisbee in college and the two grew apart over time. 

Roger moved away from his redneck mom's dominating grip and was now mid transition into a woman. She wasn't passing well yet but remained strong and hopeful.

Patti and Judy had gotten married. All they did was loudly argue while aggressively holding hands. 

Vik had no idea who any of these people were so I had to explain their backstories to him but had to wait until they were out of earshot because that would be really rude.

It was a weird dream.